currently bed rotting

Kenzie
Khalis

Bedroom producer. Professional horizontal person. Survivor of one (1) asphalt incident. I make music in the dark under a purple LED strip and eat rice with zero water like it's a personality trait. It is.

Stream the discography (please)Demonology, explained

@kenziekhalis · Roblox Demonology main · unbothered, moisturized in theory

Lifetime achievement

Total Spotify streams · all time · across all four bangers

0

That's roughly 0.0000002% of what Tate McRae did this morning. We don't compare. We're unbothered. (We compare constantly.)

294
streams
1
LED strip
0
mL water consumed
The discography

Four songs. Infinite vibes. Finite listeners.

LACK OF LIGHT

Kenzie Khalis · his magnum opus, lit by one LED strip

0:00
2:41

No audio plays because the neighbors complained and also because it's 2am. The vibes, however, are fully streaming.

Section I

The Dry Rice Hall of Fame

A solemn tribute to the art of eating plain rice and egg, in bed, horizontally, with absolutely zero hydration. Doctors recommend water. Kenzie recommends not.

The Original Bowl

Plain white rice. One fried egg. Consumed fully reclined. Not one drop of water in sight. The blueprint.

11/10 dry

Cold Leftover Run

Same rice, next morning, straight from the fridge. Did not reheat. Did not hydrate. Hall of fame on grit alone.

10/10 cursed

The Egg-Only Speedrun

Skipped the rice entirely. Just egg. Still no water. Purists were divided. We inducted it anyway.

9/10 chaotic
Glasses of water consumed during all three inductions: 0
Section II

Shattered Phone Screen Appreciation

In memoriam of the graduation TikTok shoot where the iPhone met the asphalt at terminal velocity. The phone lived. The screen did not. He kept it. It's aesthetic now. He is not getting it fixed.

2:41
1 missed call: Mom
14 Baby Shark notifications
  • Drop height: graduation-cap-toss altitude.
  • Surface: unforgiving Californian asphalt.
  • Footage recovered: yes. It went semi-viral with him in it.
  • Repair status: declined, indefinitely, on aesthetic grounds.
Section III · Roblox Demonology certified

The Baby Shark Punishment Vault

Behind this vault lies the Hydration Loop: a containment ritual where Baby Shark plays on repeat until proper water intake is achieved. It has summoned more demons than any Roblox server. Open at your own spiritual risk.

The vault is sealed. Pressing this button will not actually play Baby Shark (we're not monsters), but it will simulate the psychological damage.

That's the room. Lights stay purple, screen stays cracked, rice stays dry, water stays theoretical. If you streamed something, you're now responsible for roughly 0.34% of the empire.

stay unbothered

@kenziekhalis